史上最强的中式英语

1．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿 　　
　　
2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 　　
　　
3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 　
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
　　
4．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
　　
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothin